Comprehensive list of things that suck more than reality TV:
- Terrorism
- Dead kittens
- Canker sores
- Brussels sprouts that have been left out in the sun for a few months and decomposing into a dark green and black goop
- Congress
- Toe fungus
- Flesh-eating bacteria
- And water chestnuts
This is a comprehensive list. If an item is not on this list, it necessitates that the said item sucks less than reality TV. This includes diarrhea.
Circa December 29, 2009