The Blazing Burrito
Index of Billy's Ramblings

Title Description
Wedding Conspiracies What’s the deal with weddings? Seriously? What’s the deal?

Cicadas Goofy bug or evolutionary masterpiece?

Repercussions of the Underwear Bomber I scary thought I’ve had recently.

Reality TV Sucks A comprehensive list of things that suck more than reality TV.

Touch-Free Car Washes I have decided to open a lawsuit against the makers of touch-free car washes.

Some Things That Are Awesome Some things that I thought were awesome on December 16, 2009. (Dragons!)

Georgia Tech Steps to Success As a Georgia Tech alumni, I have developed an easy to follow 323 step process to help guide new engineers through their scholastic career at the North Avenue Trade School.

The Battle Before Christmas
     Chapter 1 - The Insurgency
     Chapter 2 - The Mobilization
     Chapter 3 - The Battle
     Chapter 4 - The Delivery
All was well in the north pole on Christmas eve, until Allan Greenspan busted through the door with an army of bankers hell bent on stopping Santa Claus from delivering his presents in a foolhardy attempt at revitalizing the economy. Can Santa and his elves use their military prowess to defeat the economists and bankers? Read this stunning series of lyrical poetry to find out!

Just for the record, I've got nothing against Alan Greenspan, and I don't think he caused the economy to tank. I've actually had a project like this on my mind for a while now, long before the economy turned sour, so don't read into it. Thanks.