The Blazing Burrito
Blargh Index



December 11, 2009
Changing the Name

I was going to eliminate poverty by dropping the poverty level to $0.01 to $0.00 a year, but now I realize it would be much easier to designate them something else. Rather than being impoverished, we will now call it being “differently wealthy.”



December 11, 2009
The World Might Not End

Global warming advocates are faced with two options: 1. The world is going to heat up, the sea levels will rise, and mass extinctions are going to occur Or. 2. We are going to save the planet by putting a bullet in the head of the already hemorrhage global economy



September 19, 2009
Why Bipartisanship is Stupid

Despite endless clamoring from both sides for bipartisanship, the truth is that nobody really wants a bipartisan compromise..



September 19, 2009
Bigfoot Hypothesis Exposé

We have found Bigfoot. Well, at least the Bigfoot hypothesis.



August 14, 2009
Fun with the National Debt

How the national debt relates to Saturn, and the extinction of the dinosaurs.



August 4, 2009
Thoughts on Global Warming

Some thoughts on whether passing carbon limiting legislation makes sense for America.

Extra Credit: The Bigfoot Hypothesis



July 28, 2009
Taxes: Politicians Taking Away Your Votes

Your money is your power to choose. Taking that money away in the form of taxes takes that power away.



July 16, 2009
Blargh

An insight to the state of affairs in America and how that relates to us.