| Song | About |
| The Star Spangled Banner | It is my belief that in order to become a naturalized citizen of this country, you should have to play the Star Spangled Banner on electric guitar. Or, if you can’t play guitar, you should just hear somebody else play it, and if you tear up with pride, you’re in. |
| The BURNiNATOR | There are some songs out there, that like, everyone on the planet knows, and like anyone who can play anything knows how to play them. I'm talkin' like, Iron Man, or Stairway to Heaven, or The Mexican Hat Dance, things like that. Well, Trogdor's Theme is well on it's way to being the next Iron Man, and we thought we'd go ahead and help it on it's journey to being THE MOST RECOGNIZED METAL SONG, EVER!! |
| Beans, the Rock Opera | When we added Tom to the band and changed our name to Fecal Matters, we felt that we should take a more mature approach to our music, so we constructed a rock opera. We decided to make it about the Beans song that we all sang as children. The fact that we can take a child's song and construct the greatest rock opera in the entire history of humanity, just re-affirms our already well-established musical sovereignty. |
| CT2's Imperial March | I bet Darth Vader hated hippies too... |
| The Prophecy | We do more than just hard rock mind you, we do it all. No realm of music is beyond our sweaty handed grasp. This song is some new age mind blowing rock. |
| The Mexican Fat Dance (Acapella) | The Mexican Fat Dance is such an awesome song, we don't even need any instruments for you to see how awesome it is. Need proof? Here is the Mexican Fat Dance, ACAPELLA!! |
| The Mexican Fat Dance | Here is the first song we ever co-wrote. This little diddly, which only took us like 30 seconds to think, write, and record, is probably going to win every Grammy at the next Grammy awards, no contest. |
| Cow Pie | One man's epic struggle of walking through a cow pasture. This song is just so dang epic. Every time we play this song, it makes us want to cry, but we don't, because the power of our rock is so powerful it won't let us. |