If listening to this doesn’t make your heart swell up with pride and a tear to run down your face, you’re probably a communist.
Januray 18, 2006
The BURNiNATOR is now available on the music page. If you don't know what this song is going to be, then you will probably be shot by an entire army of pigmy midgets in like, 30 seconds.
January 13, 2006
Ok, Matt's biography is finally complete. There was so much stuff to talk about, that it actually was about 600 pages long in its entirety. We condensed the biography to hit only the most crucial of the high points. The biography can be found here. Every time I read it, I eyes tear up and my heart swells with pride.
December 31, 2005
Stuff added to the dab 'burn about page. History is provided for the band, Billy, and Tom. Unfortunately nothing about Matt is uploaded yet. Maybe, unlike Billy and Tom, Matt doesn't really exist. (O.o)
December 30, 2005
'Sup duders. The new site for Fecal Matters is officially launched today. And here is the first ever song written by Fecal Matters.
Beans
A miniature rock opera written about the beans song we all sang as a child, and some of us are still singing (and writing guitar riffs to go along with it) today.